Funny Road Signs

I believe thats typical in Baghdad

Do accidents happen on purpose?

One way? Which way?

The Fern And The Bamboo

One day I decided to quit. I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. I wanted to quit my life. So I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God, can you give me one good reason not to quit.”

His answer surprised me. "Look around. Do you see the fern and the bamboo"

"Yes" I replied.

"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seed, I took very good care of them. I gave them light, I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. It's brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.

What Does Love Mean?

Slow down for three minutes to read this.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca - age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

Believe In Your Dreams

Call People by Name.
The sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of his/her own name.

Be Alert to give Service.
What we do for others counts most in life.

If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours!

Learn to understand first and to be understood second.

Don't underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around....

Life ends when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop Believing,
Love ends when you stop Caring,
Friendship ends when you stop Sharing.

Think Again....

If you think you are unhappy, look at them

If you think your salary is low, how about her?

The Rose Within

A certain man planted a rose and watered it faithfully and before it blossomed, he examined it. He saw the bud that would soon blossom, but noticed thorns upon the stem and he thought, "How can any beautiful flower come from a plant burdened with so many sharp thorns? Saddened by this thought, he neglected to water the rose, and just before it was ready to bloom... it died.

So it is with many people. Within every soul there is a rose. The God-like qualities planted in us at birth, grow amid the thorns of our faults. Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns, the defects. We despair, thinking that nothing good can possibly come from us. We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies. We never realize our potential.

Some people do not see the rose within themselves; someone else must show it to them. One of the greatest gifts a person can possess is to be able to reach past the thorns of another, and find the rose within them.

FRIEND

Faithful
A friend is always faithful to you, even during the bad times.

Reliable
A friend is reliable; you can count on them to always be there.

In touch
A friend stays in touch, even though it may not be as often as you'd like!

Interesting Comparison

Look At The Food They Bought For One Week And The Number Of Persons In The Family

GERMANY:The Melander family of Bargteheide - 2 adults, 2 teenagersFood expenditure for one week: 375.39 Euros or $500.07

Getting Along With Your Son

According to experts in family relationships they recommend the following strategies to bring up your son:

1. Be his friend.
2. Expose him to various situations.
3. Let him decide what he wants to do in life.
4. Make him a hero.
5. Encourage him to read.
6. Have good friends for his sake.
7. Forgive his mistakes.
8. Give him your time.
9. Don't criticize him in front of others.
10. Teach him to be responsible.
11. Teach him to learn to lose and to enjoy winning.
12. Don't mollycoddle him.
13. Don't make comparisons.
14. Put yourself in his shoes.

From an email received May 2008

Happens For A Reason

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you…

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Microsoft Magic Facts

MAGIC #1
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool, and unbelievable. TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

MAGIC #2
This is something pretty cool. At Microsoft, the whole Team including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened! Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)And then press ENTER

Jika Harga Minyak Terus Naik

Jika harga minyak terus naik...
sudah tiba masanya anda bertukar kepada kereta hybrid.

Masalahnya, harga kereta jenis hybrid sekarang masih terlalu tinggi dan tidak mampu dimiliki oleh kebanyakan penduduk negara ini.

Honda Accord Hybrid. Cantik, modern dan efisyen tetapi harga masih terlalu tinggi...

Kini, jangan risau lagi; telah keluar satu model kereta hybrid yang mampu dimiliki, jauh lebih murah daripada model-model yang sedia ada dalam pasaran sekarang...

Memperkenalkan model hybrid Trabant....


Email drpd: "khair isma" june_1667@yahoo.com (Dec 2010)

Yang Mana Pilihan Anda?

Katakanlah, anda diberi peluang untuk memilih HANYA SATU daripada senarai kebolehan luarbiasa yang tersenarai di bawah:

A. Anti-graviti & Gravitisme
B. Magnetisme & Anti-magnetisme
C. Teleport
D. Telepati
E. Invisibiliti
F. Kawalan Haba
G. Phasing
H. Psikokinetik
I. Lain-lain (sila nyatakan)

Keterangan:
Anti-graviti = kebolehan mengapungkan sebarang objek, termasuk badan anda sendiri di udara.
Gravitisme = kebolehan mengawal berat sebarang objek berjisim. Juga boleh mewujudkan daya pelindung (force-field).
Magnetisme = kebolehan menarik atau menolak sebarang objek, terutamanya yang mengandungi unsur logam. Anti-magnetisme pula boleh memesongkan tembakan peluru, atau mencegah diri dari ditembusi senjata logam.
Teleport = kebolehan mengalih sebarang objek tak bernyawa dengan cara menghilangkannya dan kemudian memunculkannya semula di tempat yang lain.
Telepati = kebolehan membaca fikiran manusia. Jika ada orang lain yang memiliki kebolehan serupa, anda boleh berkomunikasi secara dua hala.
Invisibiliti = kebolehan menjadi halimunan (tanpa perlu menanggalkan pakaian!), buat suatu tempoh masa tertentu.
Kawalan Haba (heat control) = kebolehan mengawal suhu sebarang objek termasuk objek bernyawa dan tubuh anda sendiri. Boleh membentuk dan melenturkan sebarang logam menggunakan tangan kosong. Nak goreng telur atas tapak tangan pun boleh.
Phasing = kebolehan untuk lalu menerusi sebarang objek pepejal, termasuk dinding konkrit atau keluli.
Psikokinetik = kebolehan untuk menggerakkan sebarang objek menggunakan kuasa minda, tanpa perlu sebarang sentuhan.

OK! Anda hanya perlu pilih SATU saja. Ertinya, yang mana satu yang benar-benar berguna, memanfaatkan dan menguntungkan pada fikiran anda? Gunakan logik dan cuba jawab dengan serius. ELAKKAN DARI MEMBERI ALASAN/TUJUAN YANG KURANG BIJAK.

Contoh jawapan kurang bijak:
"Saya nak abiliti ANTI GRAVITI sebab nak terbang ke Mekah..tak payah beli tiket flight.."
- rugi kalau macam tu...mungkin ada abiliti lain yang boleh datangkan duit pada anda, dan anda boleh BELI tiket flight berkali-kali! Ada makanan dihidangkan, dan boleh tidur dalam penerbangan...

"Saya nak invisibiliti sebab nak skodeng awek mandi"
-alasan/tujuan yang singkat akal, menyalahi syariat dan undang-undang!
cuba la pilih abiliti yang lebih bermanfaat/menguntungkan, yang akhirnya buat awek terpikat (sebab anda dah kaya) dan sudi jadi pasangan hidup anda, nak mandi sesama pun dah halal..tak payah skodeng dah!

Mengapa hanya SATU yang boleh dipilih? Entah. Saya cuma nak tahu yang mana satu yang paling bermanfaat. Dan katakanlah, SETIAP SATU abiliti di atas tu, hanya dapat dikuasai sepenuhnya setelah dipelajari selama kira-kira 30 tahun. Jadi, kena pilih satu je dulu. Tak cukup umur kalau nak dapatkan semua.

JADI, KEBOLEHAN YANG MANA SATU JADI PILIHAN ANDA? SILA NYATAKAN SEBABNYA.

Diterima email daripada "khair isma", june_1667@yahoo.com

The 3 Monkeys

The old version:

And now... the modern version:

Kisah RM1 Dan RM50

Duit seringgit telah bertemu dengan lima puluh ringgit dan bertanya: "Oit, lama tak nampak, mana ko pergi?"

Lima puluh menjawab "Aku pergi merata tempat. Pergi stadium nonton bola, naik Star Cruise, gi KK naik AirAsia, lepak One Utama, konsert AF, Malaysian Idol;.. tempat-tempat cam tu lah. Eh, ko camner lak?"

Duit singgit menjawab perlahan seraya menunduk, "Hmm, biasalah. Balik-balik tempat yg sama... SURAU,... MASJID,... SURAU........."

FIKIR-FIKIRKANLAH

Cuba Jawab....

Apakah benda ini?....

Wujud di hujung dunia, duduk di tengah orang. Lebih pada nama, kurang pada rupa. Kecil di China, besar di Arab. Ada di sana, tidak ada di sini. 2 di atas, 2 di bawah, 2 di kanan, tidak ada di kiri. 1 pada emak, 2 pada ayah. Ada pada ayam, tidak ada pada itik. Tidak juga di benci tapi lebih pada sayang.

Cubalah jawab...

Friends

You might be best friends one year,

Pretty good friends the next year,

Don't talk that often the next year,

And don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say, You are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends,

No matter how often you talk ,

Or how close you are,

And send it to the person who sent it to you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,

And tell new friends you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend,

Someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all,

Just remember this text and take comfort in knowing that Somebody out there cares about you....

From an email received May 2008

Business Logics

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-president. "
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.

From an email received May 2008

Di Mana Kita?

Rajin bekerja, rajin bercakap – Contoh

Rajin bekerja, malas bercakap – Kena buli

Malas bekerja, malas bercakap – Nyanyok

Malas bekerja, suka ponteng – Baik berhenti

Malas bekerja, suka menyibuk – Baik mati

Echo Of Life

A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, "Ahhhhh!!!." Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, "Ahhhhh!!!."
Filled with curiosity, he screams, "Who are you?" but the only answer he receives is: "Who are you?"
This makes him angry, so he screams, "You are a coward!" and the voice answers, "You are a coward!"
He looks at his father asking, "Dad, what is going on?"

"Son," he replies, "pay attention!" Then he screams, "I admire you!"

Why, Why, Why???

01. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

02. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they already know you don't have enough money?

03. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check with their finger when you say the paint is wet?

04. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Lessons Of Life

I feared being alone
Until I learned to like myself.

I feared failure
Until I realized that I only fail when I don't try.

I feared success
Until I realized that I had to try in order to be happy with myself.

Beautiful But Dangerous

The 7 Most Beautiful But Deadly Flowers in the World
Beautiful as it may be, some flowers are much more than it appears to be. Believe it or not, these seemingly harmless plants can really ruin your vacation. To help you know what flowers to stay away from on your trips, study the list of the world's most attractive but dangerous flowers:
1. Autumn CrocusOne of the most endangered plants in the world, Autumn crocus is also probably the most poisonous. It contains colchicines, a deadly drug used effectively in the treatment for gout. Unlike other toxins found in the flowers above, colchicines, an arsenic-like poison has NO antidote. Autumn crocus poisoning leads to reduced blood pressure and cardiac arrest.

New Look Coca Cola

Cantik design botol ni...

Dah sampai Malaysia ke?Email from: "khair isma" june_1667@yahoo.com

Tolong Bantu!

Sesiapa yang tahu maksud papan tanda ini, tolonglah beritahu ye...

Dikongsi oleh: "khair isma" june_1667@yahoo.com

Buah-Buah Nadir Di Malaysia (2)

Buah Kotai Mamak Ia dikatakan berasal dari Kepulauan India. Di Malaysia, ia membiak liar di pinggir hutan dan jalan. Ketinggian pokoknya boleh mencapai sehingga 50 meter. Ia dikategorikan sebagai buah-buahan bermusim iaitu di antara bulan Ogos hingga Oktober. Pokoknya boleh ditanam dengan menggunakan biji benih dan keratan batang. Kebiasaannya isi buah ini dimakan mentah dan bijinya direbus untuk dijadikan penawar kepada penyakit kencing manis.

Buah-Buah Nadir Di Malaysia

Buah Terajang

Buah ini spesis pokok hutan ianya terdapat di Pahang (Tak tau betul ke tak) dan sekarang nie boleh dikategorikan sebagai hampir pupus. Buahnya terdapat dalam pelbagai warna macam talipinggang taekwando pulak...

Rahsia Tahi Lalat

Semua orang pasti mempunyai tahi lalat pada anggota badan. Setiap tahi lalat yang tumbuh di anggota badan anda mempunyai maksud tersendiri kepada personaliti anda. Di bawah ini ada rahsia disebalik tahi lalat pada tubuh badan. Sekadar untuk bacaan je, bukan untuk dipercayai....

Kenali Jejari Anda

PELAJARI RAHSIA PENYAKIT MELALUI JARI ANDA
Asas 5 jari
Jari telunjuk : usus
Jari tengah : Jantung
Jari Manis : Imuniti
Jari kelingking : Rahim/Tulang Belakang
Cuba anda lihat pada ruas jari-jari anda. Kalau ruas jari kehitaman tu maknanya badan kita ni penuh dengan racun dan toksik. Perkara tersebut boleh menyebabkan badan kita dijangkiti sembelit.