Saturday, January 1, 2011

So You Think You Are Smart?

Take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."
OK, relax, clear your mind and... lets begin. Don't scroll down until you have the answer and dont cheat!

1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Friday, December 31, 2010

Men Are Just Happier People

•If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
•If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

•When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £ 20, even though it's only for £ 32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
•When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Don't Be Selfish

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and:
ABRACADABRA!! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

10 Countries You Probably Never Heard About

10. Vanuatu, 90% of Vanuatu people household and consume fish, and 80% are living in rural, isolated villages with their own gardens and food supplies. Scuba diving is a very popular tourist attraction here. Tsunamis are not a rare thing in Vanuatu, and earthquakes have a negative affect on the country’s economy.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

What Children Learn

Children Learn What They Live Through

How The Fight Started...

Case 1
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....

Why Teachers Are So Stressed

When in school we always wondered why teachers always seemed so mad.
Now we know the reason... They are so stressed out by kids.
Why??????? Read below the essays to know.
Interesting answers, given by children to make their teachers' world upside down.

Monday, December 27, 2010

How To Keep Your Cut Flowers Fresh

Is a copper penny the right choice to keep cut flowers fresh? Or is the little packet of flower food? An aspirin? What water temperature is best? What is the trick that will triple the lifespan of cut flowers? Often folk tips are based on good science. Learn about what works and what doesn’t, and why, to keep your cut flowers fresh, here.

Copper Penny, Aspirin, and Other Alternatives to Chemical Flower Food - The little packet of flower food are bactericides that kill the bacteria, yeasts, and fungi.

Here are tips of reaching this same goal without the chemicals:

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The Philosophy Of House Cleaning

1. I don't do windows because I love birds and I don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

2. I don't wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible, and they may sue me.

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my hubby loves spiders.

The Fisherman

Do we know where we are heading to in Life?

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked 'How long it took him to catch them?'

'Not very long,' answered the Mexican.

'But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?' asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

Happiest People

Dear Friends,
Learn something from this:

Just look at their condition: no place to sleep, still they have made some space for the cat n the dog...
Water pouring from the roof but still each one of them have a peaceful smile on their face..
Simply amazing!!!!!

Secrets Revealed

Did you know that Photoshop was invented way back in the 19th Century? Many historical current photos that you know of might not be actually what they seem!

One of the most famous photograph of Abraham Lincoln in 1860. But only his head was real in the picture as the body belongs to someone called John Calhoun.

Funny Slogans

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. (they will look for you..)

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading.

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