Saturday, March 19, 2011

It's The Reality

1. Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2. To err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

3. The road to success??.. It's always under construction.

4. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but if you think again, neither does milk.

5. In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you have the ability to repay back.

Friday, March 18, 2011


Look at the following pictures; what do you see?

It Does Not Matter Who You Are

Maybe you are King of The World...

Yes, They Were Drunk...

These are signs that shows they drank too much...

We often see in the media people getting drunk. For them, there’s likely nothing wrong with drinking until they piss their pants, but one must understand that the consequences can mean a picture of them in embarrassing situations ending up all over the internet. Probably the next time they should try to conceal their faces so they don’t lose their jobs.

21. You opened the door with your face

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


Change of color

All chameleon species are able to change their skin colour. Chameleons change their colour in response to light exposure and ambient temperature.

Different chameleon species are able to change different colours which can include pink, blue, red, orange, green, black, brown and yellow. Chameleons are naturally coloured for their surroundings as a camouflage. However, recent research has indicated that Chameleons may use colour changes as a method of communication, including to make themselves more attractive to potential mates.


Photograph by Chris Johns
The Pacific smolders as lava from Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano hits the ocean. Kilauea is a shield volcano, or a low, gently sloping volcano built almost entirely from basaltic lava flows. It is one of five such volcanoes that make up Hawaii's Big Island.

Black and White

In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never forget completely.When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned that day.

I was convinced that "I" was right and "he" was wrong - and he was just as convinced that "I" was wrong and "he" was right.

Breakfast At McDonald's

This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!)

I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.

Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.' The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.

US Is In Trouble?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

Monday, March 14, 2011

CornerShot - A Weapon Against Terrorists

"Around the Corner" lightweight, breech-loading, single-shot 40 mm launcher. Day and night operational ability. Manual operation, single shot "pump" type action ejects the spent cartridge and enables the feeding of a new round.Video observation sighting system with transmission capability. Variety interchangeable cameras.Fires all 40mm grenades, less/non-lethal ammunition, irritant tear gas projectiles.Ergonomically designed. Universal accessory rail.Folding stock.

Relax, Don't Tense Yourself

The moment you are in TENSION

You will lose your ATTENTION

What Is Love?

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Life Equations And Advices

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Why Men Make Better Friends Than Women

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:

Secret of A Happy Married Life By A Man

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

This Is A Grave Concern To You But Of No Consequence To Me

A mouse looked through the crack
In the wall to see the farmer
And his wife open a package.

What food might this contain?'
The mouse wondered - - -
He was devastated to discover
It was a mousetrap

The Truth About Appraisal And Resignation

Comparative study on Appraisal and Resignation

In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success .

In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

Terrorists - By Dr. Mahathir Mohamad

I was shocked when a reporter asked me why I regard the Israelis as terrorists when it is the Muslims who blow themselves up so as to kill children. The Israelis are apparently not considered to be terrorists despite daily reports with pictures of the women, children and babies who have been killed and wounded.

Do the suicide bombers deliberately target children? Would they kill children if they could kill Israeli soldiers? What is their objective in killing children? Is it because they know it would win them the war?

Racism - A Fantastic Incident Worth Reading

It is said that the following scene really took place in British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she asked. 'You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.'

'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.'

Simple And Effective Health Tips

Here are some simple and effective tips that could redefine your concept of health to a greater extent.

1. Move your body. Walk your dog; chase your kids; toss balls with friends, mow the lawn. Do anything that moves your limbs as it is an effective fitness tool and a stress buster.

2. Cut fat by avoiding fried foods, burgers and fatty meats. Opt for lower fat versions such as substitute butter, fat free cheeses and mayonnaise.

3. Smoking is injurious to health, so quit smoking to stay healthy. Thought for the day: Give up just one cigarette - the next one.

Top 10 Funny Excuses in US Schools

These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over the USA.

1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

3. My daughter is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute her.

4. Please excuse Jenny. She has been sick and under the doctor.

Graviola : Cure For Cancer? :
Graviola is a substance that comes from a tree in the rain forests of Africa, South America, and Southeast Asia. Its scientific name is Annona muricata. It is also known as cherimoya, guanabana, soursop, custard apple, and brazilian paw paw. In many countries, people use the bark, leaves, root, and fruits of this tree for traditional remedies. The active ingredient is thought to be a type of plant compound (phytochemical) called annonaceous acetogenins.

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