Saturday, January 22, 2011

Girls Are Complex Creatures

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you do not understand

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

100 Most Populated Cities

NOTE: Numbers shown include population within the recognized metro area of the city, and they include people living in the immediate surrounding area outside of the established border of the city. They might be old as well.

1. Tokyo , Japan - 28,025,000
2. Mexico City , Mexico - 18,131,000
3. Mumbai , India - 18,042,000
4. Sáo Paulo , Brazil - 17, 711,000
5. New York City , USA - 16,626,000
6. Shanghai , China - 14,173,000
7. Lagos , Nigeria - 13,488,000
8. Los Angeles , USA - 13,129,000
9. Calcutta , India - 12,900,000
10. Buenos Aires , Argentina - 12,431,000

Sleeping With Lights On May Cause Cancer (?)

KIDS who sleep with the light on could risk leukaemia, parents were warned yesterday. Scientists have found the body needs darkness to produce a chemical that fights cancer.

Even switching the light on for the toilet, staying up late, travelling across time zones, or the light from street lamps can stop enough melatonin being made, they say.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Falling In Love?

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

Eating Habits By Blood Group

Introduced by Peter D'Adamo, the Blood Type Diet is based on the assumption that everyone is an individual. And who are we to argue? Logically, just because we share the same row and column in the BMI chart, it shouldn't define the way our dietary habits are. The Blood Type Diet makes interesting claims that people fare better (which includes weight management) when their diet is tailored to their specific blood type.

Friends Come In All Sizes

Friends come in all sizes...


Working Mood Change

This is how you would look like when you come to work:


So You Think Petrol Is Expensive?

All these examples do NOT imply that petrol is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are. You will be really shocked by the last one (at least, I was)!!!

Think a litre of petrol is expensive? This makes you think, and also puts things into perspective.

Great Message To Share...

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.

That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.

12 Ways To Kill Your Husband (Joke)

Again, this is just a JOKE

How To Kill A Wife Instantly (Joke)

Note : This is only a JOKE

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

Monday, January 17, 2011

Memo Kepada Staf

Boleh jadikan ini sebagai panduan kepada semua staf


Staff Sekalian,

Perhatian kepada semua staff. Berkuatkuasa pada tahun 2008, syarikat anda akan menguatkuasakan peraturan baru kepada semua staff. Perkara yang digubal adalah seperti berikut:-


Is This How The World Works?

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York , he sees a little girl being attacked by a bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: ‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl’"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

The Blind Beggar Boy

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

A Disappointed Salesman

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

A Friend ABC

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally

Sunday, January 16, 2011

YouTube Office

Now, a peep inside You Tube HQ...

Twitter Office

Let's take a peep inside Twitter HQ....

Neck Exercise

A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications. 'It is very effective,' said the doctor.

'All my patients never come back to me again.'

Kalau Dah Terdesak, Manusia Jadi Kreatif

Tak kisahlah, asalkan boleh je...

An Amazing Love story

He met her in a party. She was so outstanding, many guys were chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid any attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him. She was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised.
They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything. She felt uncomfortable, she thought, 'please, let me go home....'

Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."

English Vocabulary

I believe no English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between these 2 words in a way that's so easy to understand

Difference Between Complete and Finished... :

Determined Amputee Boy

Dreaming of Paralympic gold: Sporty amputee boy, 9, has more than 20 artificial legs so he can compete at every event

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 8:10 AM on 11th January 2011

Who Am I?

You may know me.
I'm your constant companion.
I'm you greatest helper.
I'm your heaviest burden.

I will push you onward or drag you down to failure.
I am at your command.
Half the tasks you do can be turned over to me.
I'm able to do them quickly, and
I'm able to do them the same every time.

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