Monday, June 6, 2011

Real Life Story

Fast-Food Worker Returns $185,000 Check
Tue Jan 1,  11:18 PM ET

NORWICH, CONN. - Reggie Damone just wanted to jot down a phone number when he picked up what he thought was a litter on a sidewalk this week. But what he found was an envelope containing a $185,000 check.

Damone, who receives food stamps and works at McDonald's, said he didn't think twice about trying to cash it. Instead, the 47-year-old took a bus Monday from his Jewett City home to a bank and returned the check to the niece of the landlord to whom the check was written.

She thanked Damone with a $50 bill.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

All You Need Is A Strong Spirit

She's Svetlana, a woman from Russia. After one year and a half she lost nearly 155 lbs. If you wonder how did she made this amazing change you should see her diet:

Breakfast: 2 eggs, or a piece of cheese, or porridge, a piece of black chocolate or a spoon of honey, coffee without sugar.
Second breakfast: half of a pomegranate, green tea.
Lunch: boiled lean meat, fish or a chicken breast, fresh vegetable salad with vegetable oil, green tea.
Snack: a handful of shelled seeds, green apple, grapefruit or pomegranate.
Dinner: green tea.

Evolution

Evolution, a topic which opposes well science and religion, but hey, it’s not a post to make a debate or anything else, it’s just humor. 

Monday, May 30, 2011

The Egg Cuber

Are you craving for hard boiled eggs?
Or are you having a hard time convincing your children to eat hard boiled eggs? Maybe you need to think about changing the shape of the hard boiled eggs...
Looks handy, doesn't it? After all, square eggs are useful for.... er, something... right?

Would You Dine Here?

The 'Modern Toilet' eatery:
Modern Toilet is a Taipei restaurant. It accommodates 100 seats with each made from toilet bowls. The specialties at the restaurant accompany sink faucets and gender-coded 'WC' signs that appear on the three-story structure. The food is served in mini plastic toilet bowls. The toilet rolls that serve for wiping hand and mouth are hung above the tables, which may resemble glass-topped jumbo bathtubs.

Fashion Tips

General Fashion Tips

1)  If you wear bright colors, it brightens up your face to make you look gorgeous. It makes people really take a look at you, and it makes you feel fun.

2)  It's no secret that leather is one on the hottest items! But, if you are going to wear leather, vinyl or any other form of shiny pants, they MUST BE TIGHT!!! Leather was not meant for sagging, leave that job to your jeans!!

Devil's Most Used Instrument

It was advertised that the devil was going to put his tools up for sale. On the date of the sale, the tools were placed for public inspection; each tool being marked with its sale price.They were a treacherous lot of implements.. . Hatred, Envy, Jealousy, Deceit, Lying, Pride, and so on.

Laid apart from the rest was a harmless looking tool, that appeared to have been heavily used, and was priced very high.

"What is the name of this tool?" asked one of the purchasers, pointing to it.


5-Minutes Management Course

Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'


The Lawyer And The Blonde

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Women Drivers

Whatever it is, women drivers are always put at fault. Read the following complaint:

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

The Marriage Commandments

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning..

Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

How To Make A Ghost

You simply need the fence you would normally use around your house. This should be easy to shape and stand up on its own.


She Had Her Ribs Removed

She had her ribs removed through surgery so that she can achieve the small size of the waist.

ARC - Aerial Rescue Chopper

Aerial Rescue Chopper Concept created by Leong Huang Zi:
“The ARC serves as their multi-purpose chopper for rescue operations. Able to navigate rough terrain, this helicopter is meant for surveillance and scouting in both land and sea divisions. Featuring a unique duo fan propeller and air turbo system…”


Giant Snake Eats Kangaroo

Amazing photos of just how amazing a snake can open it’s mouth to swallow prey. You don’t see everyday a kangaroo being eaten by a big snake.

Is It Difficult To Be A Photographer?

Is it difficult to be a photographer? Check out these pictures, they might answer that question...

The Mercedes-Benz of Helicopters

A European rotary-winged aircraft company has teamed up with Mercedes-Benz to outfit its twin-engine utility helicopter for business-luxury transport.




Sunday, May 22, 2011

Was A New Secret Stealth Helicopter Used In Pakistan?

So what exactly was it that flew into Pakistan carrying SEAL Team 6, that nobody saw or heard until it was too late?

Was this the remains of a secret stealth helicopter?

So Much For Corporate Training

Memo to all employees

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

The Mayonnaise jar

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students, if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
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