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http://listverse.com
Posted : October
2014
Author : Julie
Battin
People who lived in
the past had some pretty crazy ideas about the world. There was a time when no
one was safe from being accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake, and
people refused to sail across the Atlantic for
fear of falling off the edge of the world. Today, we can laugh at our ancestors
for actually believing this junk, but their beliefs about medicine and the
human body make the Salem Witch Trials and Flat Earth Theory look as normal and
boring as a folded blanket.
10 The Tapeworm Diet
A little over 100
years ago, society started giving women the idea that they need to be super
thin, but it wasn’t easy for all women to drop the pounds fast. The medical
industry saw fit to help these women with diet pills containing tapeworms. It
took everyone a while to realize that while tapeworms do cause weight loss,
they can also cause diarrhea, vitamin deficiencies, insomnia, and malnutrition. Today, no one is sure
if this practice really existed. The only evidence of tapeworm diet pills are
old advertisements and rumors. However, these advertisements do indicate that
whether or not these diet pills actually contained tapeworms, people wanted
them to. Although the sale of tapeworms is now banned in America, there
are reports of people buying tapeworms as diet aides online. Inevitably, these
people just end up getting sick.
9 Bat Blood Cures Blindness
The tropical,
marshy environment along the Nile
River made eye infections
a common problem among the ancient Egyptians. They had to concoct some sort of
cure to combat this complaint, and one of the solutions was dripping bat blood
into their eyes. The logic behind
this cure isn’t actually all that crazy. The Egyptians thought since bats flew
around at night, they must have had fantastic eyesight, and their blood might
contain magical, eyesight-restoring properties. Of course, we now know that
bats have horrible eyesight and only know where they are going thanks to echolocation.
8 Having Sex With Virgins Cures STDs
By the 1500s,
syphilis had become a big problem all across Europe.
People soon realized that the disease spread through sex. Their understanding
went badly wrong, however, when it was decided that the way to get rid of
syphilis was to have sex with a virgin. People believed at
the time that those who had syphilis were diseased by their sexual misconduct
and virgins possessed a powerful purity. As a result, by the 1800s, people
infected with syphilis were having sex with virgins as a cure. The fault in
this method soon became apparent when even more people contracted syphilis. Mercury was also
believed to rid people of this pox. They bathed in mercury and rubbed mercury
ointments onto their skin, often resulting in death from mercury poisoning.
Nevertheless, it was used through the 20th century to cure syphilis, but all it
really did was cause tooth loss, nerve damage, and death.
7 Cannibalism Cures Everything
As crazy as it
sounds, it was shockingly common in Renaissance Europe to use cured human flesh
as a cure for countless ailments, including epilepsy, nausea, and the common
cold. Many people, including royals and priests, ate human meat and rubbed
human fat on their bodies. Some even crafted delectable marmalades made with
human blood. Sometimes they didn’t even bother cooking the blood and drank it
like a fine wine instead. Treatments that involved human blood and flesh became
almost as popular as herbal medicines in the 16th and 17th centuries. European cannibalism
was probably inspired by the ancient Greeks and Romans. The Greeks, who
followed Galenic medicine, believed illnesses caused an unbalanced body and the
only way the body could regain equilibrium was if the sick person ate healthy
body parts corresponding to their particular ailment. For example, if you had a
headache, you could nibble on some powdered skull to stop the pain. Meanwhile,
the Romans started the trend of drinking human blood to cure epilepsy. They
believed that untimely deaths left unused energy and life in the body, which
could be captured by drinking the blood of fallen gladiators. European folks
eased themselves into cannibalism slowly. First, they ate the powdered remains
of stolen Egyptian mummies. Later on, they consumed pulverized skull powder
before finally upgrading to eating human flesh. They mostly ate the bodies of
dead beggars, lepers, and executed prisoners. Just like the Romans, they
thought they could gain the years that should have been left of these people’s
lives. This idea persisted for an astonishing length of time, but in the 1700s,
most people finally stopped calling cannibalism “medicine.”
6 Women Had Roving Uteruses
The belief of the
wandering womb originated from the ancient Greeks, who thought uteruses
traveled around women’s bodies to follow good scents and run away from bad
ones. Overwork and sexual abstinence was also thought to contribute to the
womb’s movement. The wandering womb
was said to cause an array of physical and emotional ailments for women, which
were were lumped under the catch-all term of “hysteria.” Symptoms of hysteria
might include lethargy, headaches, vertigo, choking, suffocation, and
heartburn. Even though men were acknowledged to have similar symptoms, it was
never considered that their sexual organs were the cause. There were two
solutions for troublesome traveling womb: One could lure the womb back home by
inserting pleasant-smelling vaginal suppositories and smelling or swallowing
something nasty (sometimes including feces), or simply get pregnant. It took society
well over 2,000 years to finally let go o the idea of the wandering womb. Even
though the concept had mostly faded from medicine by the Enlightenment,
hysteria was still regarded as a genuine phenomenon hundreds of years later. By
the 1700s, the disease was blamed on women’s suggestible and damaged brains.
This idea persisted until the mid-1900s.
5 Penises Should Be Cultivated Like Houseplants
Back in the day,
people used something called the “theory of humors” to explain medical
conditions and the state of the human body. The theory was that since the world
was composed of four elements (earth, air, water, and fire), there were four
corresponding states of the human body (cold, dry, moist, and hot). Men were believed
to have warm, dry bodies, which allowed them to grow penises. Women, however,
were cold and wet like frigid swamps, so they lacked the proper conditions to
grow penises. You would think
that the ancient Greeks - the same civilization that introduced geometry and
democracy - would have known that plants grow best with warmth from the Sun and
moisture from water, but they seem to have ignored the importance of moisture
with this belief. Furthermore, vaginas are not exactly known for their icy
temperatures.
4 Spiderwebs Combat Malaria
A few hundred years
ago, malaria was a devastating diagnosis with a high mortality rate and no
known cure. Before quinine and modern medicines were implemented, people
decided that the answer to the yellow fever was consuming the silky strands of
protein that come out of spider abdomens. Of course, they
weren’t just sitting around gnawing on spiderwebs - that would be barbaric.
Instead, they tucked the webs inside tablets to give to people who were
suffering from malaria. Surprisingly enough, this did absolutely nothing, so to
make the spiderweb cure more potent, sick people were instructed to eat actual
spiders in butter in addition to the web pills. Somehow, that also failed. The
Italians had a particular cure for malaria that was just as bizarre and
ineffective: carrying around a spider enclosed in a walnut shell. Luckily, people no
longer have to eat spiders and their webs to cure malaria. After quinine was
first introduced to Europe in the 1600s, the
ineffective spiderweb cure became obsolete.
3 Smoking Tobacco Cures Asthma And Cancer
When Europeans
arrived in the Americas
and first made contact with the natives, they found tobacco. They observed the
natives smoking tobacco during religious celebrations and for medical purposes,
so they took a small amount back to Europe. By
the mid-1500s, the Europeans figured out how to ship enough tobacco from the New World for mass consumption, and everyone decided they
should smoke it. Tobacco became
wildly popular in only a few decades. It took even less time for people to
decide that it was a sacred healing herb that could cure all of their ailments,
despite a lack of any supporting evidence. One doctor, Nicolas Monardes,
claimed that tobacco could cure 36 different health problems, including cancer.
People even thought smoking cured asthma. These ideas prevailed through the
1920s. Doctors didn’t
start noticing that smoking caused health issues until the 1930s. A few decades
later, they finally figured out that smoking caused and exacerbated many
diseases, including asthma and cancer.
2 Elves Cause Illness
Whether you’re more
familiar with the elves at Santa’s workshop who build toys or the ones who live
in trees and bake delicious cookies, every image you’ve ever had of elves is
about to be destroyed. These quaint and innocent renderings of elves wouldn’t
have existed if you lived in Europe during the
Middle Ages. That’s because people believed that elves were in league with the
devil and sought to make humans sick by shooting them with tiny arrows. As horrifying as it
is to imagine demonic elves wielding miniature bows of destruction, more than
one group of people believed this. Scandinavians believed in dark elves who
created endless mischief, mostly spending their days causing devastating diseases.
The English also believed elves caused disease, while the Scottish believed
that arrows shot by elves caused internal pain and had the ability to afflict
livestock in addition to humans. Those afflicted by elf-shots were treated as
though they were possessed by a demon: They smoked herbs to expel evil spirits,
prayed, and drank holy water to banish diseases caused by elves.
1 The Healing Properties Of Dog Poop
It’s safe to say
that all of us have had a sore throat at some point in time, and we have all
sought some sort of relief. It’s also probably safe to say that none of us have
ever thought of swallowing dog poop to relieve a sore throat, but this was a
fairly common cure in the Middle Ages. People actually searched for white dog
poop, crushed the dried poop into a powder, and mixed it with honey to soothe a
scratchy throat. Although the
treatment’s effectiveness is unknown, the risk of consuming dog feces far
outweighs any potential benefits. It includes the possibility of nausea,
vomiting, abdominal pains and cramps, fever, and even bloody diarrhea. It’s
pretty amazing that anyone of European ancestry is even alive today.
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