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Here they are, in no particular order:
“Very well, I have some compassion. You may choose where the men stand when they shoot you and I will add 50 extra men to the squad to ensure someone will at least hit you. Perhaps if they stand closer they will kill you quicker, if you’re lucky,” snickered the general. “Oh, and just so you don’t get any funny ideas, they can’t stand more than 20 ft away, they must be facing you, and you must remain tied to the post in the middle of the yard. And to show I’m not totally heartless, if you aren’t dead by sundown I’ll release you so you can die peacefully outside the compound. I must go now but will return tomorrow and see to it that you are buried in a nice spot, though with 100 men, I doubt there will be much left of you to bury.”
After giving his instructions the general left. Upon his return the next day, he found that Pete had been set free alive and well. “How could this be?” demanded the general. “It was where Pete had us stand,” explained the captain of the squad.
Where did Pete tell them to stand?
2. The Servant’s Wish
Once upon a time, in the West Lake village, a servant lived with his
master. After service of 30 years, his master became ill and was going
to die. One day, the master called his servant and offered him for a
wish. It could be any wish but just one. The master gave him one day to
think about it. The servant became very happy and went to his mother to
discuss the wish. His mother was blind and she asked her son to wish for
her eye-sight to come back. Next, the servant went to his wife. She
became very excited and asked for a son as they were childless for many
years. After that, the servant went to his father who wanted to be rich
and so he asked his son to wish for a lot of money. The next day he went
to his master and made one wish through which all the three (mother,
father, wife) got what they wanted. What was his wish?
3. The Wisest Son
One day, a father went to his three sons and told them that he would
die soon and he needed to decide which one of them to give his property
to. He decided to give them all a test. He said, “Go to the market my
sons, and purchase something that is large enough to fill my bedroom,
but small enough to fit in your pocket. From this I will decide which of
you is the wisest and worthy enough to inherit my land.” So they all
went to the market and bought something that they thought would fill the
room, yet was still small enough that they could fit into their
pockets. Each son came back with a different item. The father told his
sons to come into his bedroom one at a time and try to fill up his
bedroom with whatever they had purchased. The first son came in and put
some pieces of cloth that he had bought and laid them end to end across
the room, but it barely covered any of the floor. Then the second son
came in and laid some hay, that he had purchased, on the floor but there
was only enough to cover half of the floor. The third son came in and
showed his father what he had purchased and how it could fill the entire
room yet still fit into his pocket. The father replied, “You are truly
the wisest of all and you shall receive my property.” What was it that
the son had showed to his father?
4. Sherlock holmes and the Broken Window
One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire.
All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking
it. Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three
neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names
were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson. The next day Holmes
got a note on his door that read “? Crimson. He broke your window.”
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question
about the incident?
5. What is it?
The Pope has it but he does not use it.Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox’s is quite small.
What is it?
6. Wheelbarrow Battle
Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and
they were pretty mad at each other. Finally, at lunch break, they
confronted one another. One man, obviously stronger, said “See that
wheelbarrow? I’m willin’ to bet $100 (that’s all I have in my wallet
here) that anything you can wheel to that cone and back, I can wheel
twice as far. Do we have a bet?”The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating. He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, and a stack of ten bags of concrete mix; he thought for a while, and then finalized his plan.
“All right,” he said, and revealed his object.
That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer. What was the weaker man’s object?
7. The Last Stand
General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he’s the only cowboy left.He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, “Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing.”
Custer ponders a while and thinks:”If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!” He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. “Well,” the genie asks “have you made up your mind?”
What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
8. Blind Men
There was a man who went to the mall where he bought 3 pairs of red
socks and 3 pairs of white socks. Another man who had already bought 3
pairs of red socks and 3 pairs of white socks came back to return his 6
pairs. They were both blind. As they were walking, they bumped into each
other. All the socks scattered around the floor, but each pair remained
held together by a rubber band. Nobody helped them pick the socks up,
but in 3 minutes they both had 3 pairs of red, and 3 pairs of white. How
is that possible if they are blind?
9. A man walks into a bar…
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water.
The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at
the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
10. The Last Sunrise
A man walks into his back yard in the middle of the night and fires a
gun. Due to his strange behaviour he never sees another sunrise. (No,
he didn’t kill himself.) Can you explain this odd occurrence?
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Well, here they are....
1. The Firing Squad
Pete told them to form a circle around him. All the squad was facing
in at Pete, ready to shoot, when they realized that everyone who missed
would likely end up shooting another squad member. So no one dared to
fire, knowing the risk. Thus at sundown he was released.
2. The Servant’s Wish
The servant said, “I wish for my mother to see her grandson swinging on a swing of gold.”
3. The Wisest Son
The son had showed his father a match. Whenever he lit the match, it
filled the entire room with light, yet it was still small enough to fit
into his pocket.
4. Sherlock Holmes and the Broken Window
Mark Crimson: “?” = question MARK, so the note on the door reads “Question Mark Crimson. He broke your window.”
5. What is it?
A surname.
6. Wheelbarrow Battle
He looked the strong man right in the eye and said, “get in.”
7. The Last Stand
One glass eye.
8. Blind Men
Each man took half the socks and pulled them apart. They would then
give the other man 1 sock. They kept doing this until they had all their
socks.
9. A man walks in to a bar…
The man had the hiccups and wanted a glass of water to help get rid
of them. The bartender could hear the hiccups when the man spoke, so he
brought the gun out to scare the hiccups away. It worked and the man
thanked him and left, no longer needing the glass of water.
10. The Last Sunrise
The man shot his rooster, which had awakened him with its crowing
every morning for the past ten years. Since he had recently retired,
there was no longer any reason to be wakened at such an early hour.
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