Saturday, July 12, 2014

Wife vs Girlfriend Joke

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Posted : 2011
Author : the admin

This joke may be known to many and is widespread around the world. However there may be others who may have not read it yet, so its still worthwhile to share it here:

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .

At home you watch TV,
But when you go out you take your MOBILE.

No money, you sell the TV,
Got money you change your MOBILE.

Sometimes you enjoy TV,
But most of the time you play with your MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least ..

TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!

~Blog Admin~

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