Saturday, March 29, 2014

13 Future Darwin Award Winners

Original source :
Posted : October 2013
Author : Kashif Masood

The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions circa 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own (unnecessarily foolish) actions. The project became more formalized with the creation of a website in 1993, and followed up by a series of books starting in 2000, authored by Wendy Northcutt. The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival.

Is This Thing Working?
That's not how you check to see if it's loaded.

In fairness, this probably won't cause an explosion. Probably.

Too cold outside? Fire it up inside.

On A Ledge
How could this backfire?

Somebody's gotta clean the window.

Hey Look
Driving pretty fast there...and taking photos at the same time.

Buzz Buzz
Keep trying, you'll know when it works

From The Top Ropes
Watch out for the bounce

Close Up
Watch that trigger finger

Sea Ladder
But what the hell is he climbing a ladder for?

When you're out of bungee cords, this'll do

Everything here looks like it meets safety standards

Hot day out there, better have lunch in the shade.

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