Posted : November 2013
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In La-la
Land, you are surrounded
by lots of “yes” men. But nobody pays us! So we’ll tell you like it is. If
you made the list – check yo’self before you wreck yo’self.
That hair, that tongue, whatever the hell that was at the
VMA’s. Miley needs someone in her camp to call her up and say “Girl, that
ain’t cute.” We all know that these are all publicity stunts, but
seriously Miley - we all know that you have grown up, so it’s unnecessarily to
shove your “maturity” into our faces.
2. GWYNETH PALTROW
Quoted as saying ridiculousness such as, “I’d rather smoke
crack than eat cheese from a tin” and “I’d rather die than let me kid’s eat
Cup-a-Soup.” Don’t think we need to give any other reasons than that. But
if you want more, we shall provide - Gwyneth made our list of top Hollywood
actress who are difficult to work with, so if you’re into movies try to avoid
her.
3 JUSTIN BIEBER
Yes, you’re rich. Yes, you’re famous. Now stop being a
jerk-face and go back to that kid we loved on YouTube. Spitting on fans, treating them like they are nothing more
than objects has gotta stop. Justin’s efforts to cultivate that macho persona are turning
out to be quite humorous at the very least.
4. KIM KARDASHIAN
Remember that buzz about post-baby selfie that hit the web a
few weeks ago? Well big surprise here – it was practiced MANY, MANY times. Kim
told friends she and Kanye were going for a “casual shot.” If a bikini indoors with full on makeup and extensions is casual Friday then
maybe we need to rethink our sweat pants and stained Georgetown T-shirt – but
you know, to each their own.
5. KRIS JENNER
Kris makes the list because no matter how many times Kanye
and the rest of the bunch comes on her talk show, nobody watches it.
Please make it stop. And if you’re not going to listen to us, at least listen to
your fans. They are eager to see more of content that isn’t even similar to
what she’s doing now.
6. TOM CRUISE
He’s was crazy+ before crazy was cool. But now he’s in
trouble for some icky, icky racial and homophobic slurs. Get it together, Tom.
We liked you better when you were jumping on couches.
7. KENDALL JENNER
We seriously hate to profile anybody but unfortunately
you just can’t do one of these lists without mentioning a few Kardashian’s.
This beautiful 18 year old girl, the one we thought might be at least a little
normal, is rumored to have had some plastic surgery on her lips as recently as
three weeks ago.
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