He Didn't Win the Lottery, Just a Trip to the Burn Unit
The best part? He never got caught. Maybe he wasn't that dumb after all.
They Really Get Those Things In There
Well, that's what two slow-witted guys in Milwaukee, Wyoming thought too - except they found out that all of these ATMs are bolted to the floor. They couldn't manage to dislodge the damn thing, so they left. The ATM still worked the next day.
Dude Are You Serious Right Now
Two young guys from Adlington, England, broke into one of the buildings at a kid's camp site. They weren't there to steal anything, just to vandalize the place for kicks. So after breaking stuff and - this is great - shooting off all of the fire extinguishers in the place, they did a little graffiti as well. The problem was, one of the guys was so incredibly, wildly, bizarrely retarded to have written his name on the wall - needless to say, Peter Addison got busted.
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