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Author : the admin
Posted here is a couple of jokes relating to the police in
the line of duty.
One hot summer day, a man is filling up his black pickup
truck at the local gas station. He isn't very careful, and he gets gasoline all
over his jacket's left sleeve. He ignores it, and leaves the station after
paying for the gas. As he's driving down the highway, the heat of the sun on
his truck's black paint is enough to ignite his jacket sleeve. He drives
faster, waving his arm out the window in an attempt to extinguish the flames,
but they burn hotter! As he speeds down the highway, a state trooper sees the
situation and pulls him over. He jerks the man out of the truck and rolls him
on the ground until the fire is extinguished. As the man dusts himself and
thanks his rescuer, he sees the officer is writing him a summons!
Confused, he asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?"
The officer replies, "Possession of an illegal fire arm."
Confused, he asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?"
The officer replies, "Possession of an illegal fire arm."
Ever go fishing?
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a
gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed
trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to
walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't
think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just
as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
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