When it comes to fast, easy, and unhealthy food, you will
generally find that college students have a wealth of knowledge/experience in
said area. Most of the time they’re…
* Too strapped for time to make something healthy
* Too broke to buy real food
* Too lazy for anything involving more than a microwave
What you’re left with is a specific selection of foods
that we’ve all probably had to live off of at least once.
Pack meat and cheese inside a bread crust and heat it up for
2.5 minutes. You’ll be entertained with 300 ass filling calories of mouth
watering awesomeness. Disclaimer: Wait at least a minute before biting into one
of these after it’s been heated. The insides will inevitably erupt into the
roof of your mouth (sort of like Peter North shooting his load all over Sandy
Sweet, only instead of spunk, it would be boiling cheese).
Top Ramen
When cash is an issue, Top Ramen is the only way to go. You
can make a meal for around $0.10 which is a
fraction of what you’d pay for most other meals. The poorest of dirt poor
college students can afford a semester’s worth of Ramen with ease.
Tina’s Burritos
Pictures can be deceiving. These things actually look like
turds wrapped up in a soggy tortilla shell. Don’t let that stop you from buying
an economy box of these little shit makers though. This is like a little slice
of Taco Bell heaven in the comfort of your dorm
room.
Totino’s Frozen Pizza
It’s not delivery and it’s not Digiorno either. Because that
fancy rise crust shit is expensive, and you can buy these little bastards for
less than a dollar in some places.
Spaghetti O’s
If we had to buy food based on looks, Spaghetti
O’s would easily come in last place. Even when you make cute faces out of the
noodles, you’re still left with what could be an abortion in a bowl.
Nevertheless, the taste is amazing. If you find yourself in a situation where
you actually have access to a stove and a pot, go the extra mile and heat it up
that way. Your taste buds will thank you.
Source : http://www.tutztutz.com
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