Posted : August 2013
Author : Mike Floorwalker
People have been building statues since time immemorial. The
Colossus at Rhodes, the Statue of Liberty- throughout the ages, we’ve been
driven to build gigantic monuments to ourselves, and many of these have become
iconic symbols of humankind’s artistry. Then, there are these. For your careful consideration and endless
bewilderment, here are a selection of statues from around the world that we
can’t for the life of us figure out the thought process behind.
Spanish artist Jaume Plensa designed and built this 65-foot
high disembodied head that graces the English countryside outside St. Helens, traditionally a mining community. The head
has its eyes closed, so yes, it is conceivably dreaming. The piece was commissioned by the St. Helens City Council to
“reflect the aspirations of the local community,” which has nothing to do with
mining and everything to do with, huge, white, creepy heads.
9. The Child Eater, Bern,
Switzerland
Well now, this just seems unnecessarily horrible. This
16th-century piece is called “Kindlifresserbrunnen” (“Child Eater Fountain”)
and is located in Bern, Switzerland. It is exactly as advertised
– it appears to be stuffing a baby into its mouth, and is in possession of a
sack containing three more for the road. Popular consensus is that it’s just an old carnival
sculpture meant to frighten kids, but that’s perhaps the most disturbing thing
about this piece: nobody knows just who built it, or why.
8. Hand Of The Desert, Atacama,
Chile
Chilean sculptor Mario Irarrázabal designed this three-story
high giant hand, we hope; otherwise, it might belong to a stone giant that is
ever-so-slowly clawing its way through the surface of the Atacama
desert. Apparently, Mr. Irarrázabal is a fan of giant hands rising
from the desert, as he has built two similar sculptures in the US and Uruguay, though they are not as
impressive in scale. But then, few giant stone hands are.
7. Totem, Leuven,
Belgium
Belgian artist Jan Febre unveiled this piece in 2005,
commemorating the 575th anniversary of the Catholic
University at Leuven, Belgium.
Dubbed “Totem” for some reason, it depicts a gigantic upside-down beetle
impaled on a 75-foot needle, outside the University library. This is supposed to represent the spirit of the city and the
University somehow. We’re not art critics, so we’re not going to argue. but to
us, it just looks like a serious warning to beetles for miles around.
6. Ozymandias On The Plains, Texas, US
Eccentric millionaire Stanley Marsh 3 (not III; he dislikes Roman
numerals,) has no relation to the South
Park character … we
think. He commissioned this piece, which was completed in 1997 by artist
Lightnin’ McDuff. It’s somewhat ironically named after a Percy Bysshe Shelley
poem about the futility of building monuments. The plaque explains that Shelley wrote the poem on that
spot, after coming across those very ruins, which of course is ridiculous since
the sculpture is less than twenty years old. The gym socks were painted on by
pranksters, but Marsh liked it so much he took credit for it.
5. Maman, Ottawa,
Ontario (and other places)
Louise Bourgeois, a French-American artist and sculptor,
produced this sculpture that many of you are just not even going to be able to
look at. Its title is informal French for “mother,” and it is a 30-foot bronze
spider with a sac containing 26 “eggs” made of marble. It was unveiled at Tate
Museum Of Modern Art in the UK
in 1999. Said the artist: “The Spider is an ode to my mother. She was
my best friend. Like a spider, my mother was a weaver. My family was in the
business of tapestry restoration, and my mother was in charge of the workshop.
Like spiders, my mother was very clever. Spiders are friendly presences that
eat mosquitoes. We know that mosquitoes spread diseases and are therefore
unwanted. So, spiders are helpful and protective, just like my mother.”
4. Mazinger Z, Mas del
Plata, Spain
Mazinger Z is a famous series of Manga- a pioneering one,
beginning in 1972. It was influential on the development of Manga as a whole,
on other properties like the Transformers and Power Rangers (not to mention
countless other “giant mecha” books, movies and TV shows) and also seems to
have made quite an impression on a small suburb of Catalonia,
Spain. The Mas Del Plata suburb was never actually finished, as
funding dried up before it was complete. We have to wonder if this 40-foot tall
statue of a famous Japanese robot had anything to do with that. The giant
fiberglass Mazinger eternally guards the entrance to the suburb that never was,
and has become a pilgrimage for Manga and anime fans.
3. Tarasque, Tarascon,
France
The Tarasque is a creature of legend, a sort of
bear-dragon-turtle thing that supposedly terrorized the village of Tarascon
centuries ago. According to the stories, the beast was tamed by St. Martha and
brought back to the village, only to be killed by the villagers. We cannot say
that we blame them. Sorry for their understandable knee-jerk reaction to the
terrifying beast, the villagers named their town after it, which it retains to
this day. Artist Pascal Demaumont completed this statue in 2005, which is the
centerpiece of a yearly festival in honor of the town’s namesake.
2. Lobster Mickey,
Massachusetts, US
Artist Breanna Rowlette created … this, as part a
Disney-sponsored project involving 75 700-pound Mickey Mouse statues getting
tricked out by various artists to reflect different regions of the U.S.
(cleverly titled “75 InspEARations”). Being from Boston, and since apparently nobody
associates that city with anything but lobsters, Breanna decided the only
sensible thing to do was to slap lobster claws on Mickey Mouse and call it a
day. The six-foot, anthropomorphized crustacean/rodent hybrid
sits in Faneuil Hall marketplace in Boston,
confusing the hell out of all who cross its path.
1. Pigduck Of Turku,
Finland
And speaking of hybrids, this is called “Posankka,” but just
look at it. It’s either a pig-duck or a duck-pig, we’re not sure which. This
insanity was created by artist Alvar Gullichsen in 1999, and was floated down
the Aurajoki river. It’s been at its current location near the University of Turku since 2001. According to the artist, it’s meant to be a criticism of
modern gene-splicing technology, which actually sort of makes sense. Many
residents are not too fond of the statue, probably because when you see one of
the craziest things on the planet every day, life starts to lose its ability to
surprise you.
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