Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race-car is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
(I have wondered this for years!!!)
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Email from Kumutha received November 2011