Two women chatting
Woman 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1 : Oh, it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home, he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1 : How was your evening?
Husband 2 : Great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there was no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill. So, I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home, remember there was no electricity, so I had to lit candles all over the house. After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
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