The DAFTAS Winners have been announced for 2010. Don’t know
the DAFTAS? “It’s the award for everything as daft as…” Celebrating the
strange, weird, abnormal, funny, and ludicrous, the DAFTAS awards have just
announced the 10 strangest stories of 2010. DAFTAS Awards organizer Simon Crisp
said:
“At the end of a year it’s all too easy to look back and
remember only the biggest and most important events. We wanted to
celebrate the lighter side of the news, the things which barely qualify as news
but are the stories people like to talk about at the pub or when they should be
working.”
Here are the 2010 DAFTAS Award Winners.
And the nominees for the Weirdest Science Story are: Spray-On Clothes In A Can, 5 Second Rule Isn’t True For Dropped Food, Paper Plane Launched Into Space, Pigs Feel Optimistic Or Pessimistic, Wind Turbines Should Be Painted Purple, Rubik’s Cubes Only 20 Moves From Completion.
And the Winner is Clothes in a Can. With expanding waistlines
across the country, spray on clothes may not be the brightest idea. But the
DAFTAS argue otherwise.
The Nominees for Odd Animal Tale are: Paul The Octopus
Becomes World Cup Star, Princess Abby Scoops World’s Ugliest Dog Title, Gorilla
Plays With Dropped Nintendo DSi XL, Whale Jumps From Seam – Lands On Yacht, TV
Chef Banned Over Cat Cooking Guide, Odd Ice Cream Van Opens… for dogs.
And the winner is Paul the octopus becomes World Cup star.
Paul successfully predicted the majority of the 2010 cup. He received death
threats for picking against Germany,
and died shortly after Spain
won the World Cup. Someone probably poisoned the water.
The Nominees for Crazy Crime are: Plumber Arrested Over
Flame-Thrower Scooter, Human Breathalyser Caught Drink Driving, Darth Vader
Caught On CCTV Robbing A Bank, Woman Seen On CCTV Dumping Cat Into Wheelie Bin,
Escape Via Bulletproof Window Ends In FAIL, Man charged over unwanted 40cm
penis tattoo.
Winner for Crazy Crime – Man charged over unwanted 40cm penis
tattoo. A man in Australia
wanted to get a ying-yang tattoo on his back. His former friend decided he
would look better with a foot long penis tattoo. He also charged him for the
ink.
The Nominees for Off-Beat Art are: 9,852 Slice Toast
Portrait, Working Hoverboard Takes Art Back To The Future, Artist Throws Works
By Damien Hirst Into Bin, New York Subway Gets Etiquette Lesson, Tate Modern
Filled With Porcelain Sunflower Seeds, Cardiff Street Bollards Hide Artworks.
Winner for Off-Beat Art – Portrait made from 9,852 slices of
toast. It was a true labor of loaf. Laura Hadland gave her mother-in-law the
best present of all for her 50th birthday. A giant portrait made of toast.
The Nominees for Oops are: BBC Weatherman Caught Giving The
Finger On Air, British Bobsleigh Rider Splits Suit, Frustrated Airline
Passenger Ate Winning Scratch-Card, Volvo Collision Avoidance System… Fails At
Press Demo, Fake TV Report Of Russian Invasion Panics Georgia, Police
Release Bizarre Lettuce Head E-Fit.
Winner for Oops – Police release bizarre lettuce head e-fit.
Have you seen this man? Police in the UK released a photo of a burglar.
The man was shown with brown eyes, a round face, and what appears to be a full
head of lettuce hair.
Nominees for Funny Product are: Living Moss Bathroom Mat,
Wine Rack Bra Conceals Boozy Boobs, KFC Release Double Down Bun-Less Sandwich,
Deep Fried Beer Batter Pockets, Children’s Drawings Turned Into Cuddly Toys,
Carstache: Because Cars Need Facial Hair Too.
Winner for Funny Product – Wine rack bra conceals boozy
boobs. Need to sneak in some extra booze to a football game? The WineRack
allows women to grow their bust, and hide their liquor, with their bra.
Nominees for the Lucky to be Alive award: Captain Calamity
Crashes For The 13th Time, Shopkeeper Saved Falling Child In Escalator Fall,
Climber Abseils Into Bubbling Volcano, Lorry Pushed Car Along Motorway At
60MPH, Pair Shot Themselves, To See What It Was Like, Explorer Wakes With Head
In Polar Bear’s Mouth.
Winner: Explorer wakes with head in polar bear’s mouth.
Sebastian Plur Nilssen got a rude awakening when he realized that the polar
bear gnawing on his skull was not a dream. Suprisingly, Nilssen survived.
Nominees for PR Stunt are: Crisp Packets To Predict General
Election Winner, Jars Of Fresh Air Given To City Workers, Alton Towers Bans
Rollercoaster-Riding Squirrel, Glamour Girls Over-Exposed In X-ray Calendar,
Hotel Chain Offered Human Bed Warmers, 7,500 Shoppers Unknowingly Sold Their
Souls.
Winner is: Jars of fresh air given to city workers. With
pollutants becoming a bigger problem in major cities, the National Trust in the
UK
decided that they had a way to alleviate people’s concerns. A free jar of fresh
air.
Nominees for Record Breaker are: Speedy Lawn-Mowers Cut
Records, Biggest Ever Coke And Mentos Fountain, 36 Miles Of Keepy-Uppy, World’s
Shortest Man For Shortest Period Of Time, Longest Ever Grand Slam Tennis Match,
Elastic Mouthed Man Stretches Record.
Winner is: Biggest ever Diet Coke and Mentos fountain.
Thousands of people gathered in Mexico
City to make the world’s largest Diet Coke and Mentos
fountain. The Telegraph reports that there were 2,433 participants in total.
Nominees for Personality Of 2010 are: Paul Yarrow, Paul the
Octopus, Wayne Rooney, The Stig (Ben Collins), Stjarnan FC.
Winner is: Paul Yarrow, News Raider. Don’t know Paul Yarrow?
He’s a community worker in South London who
has the strange habit of standing in the background of live news broadcasts.
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