Written by Ben Dennison
“As we enter the 21st century and a
new millenium, Satan has devised the delusion that mankind is entering
into an important evolutionary phase – a New Age. The push for “global
enlightenment” has now extended to the vast reaches of the universe,
into what could be deemed as a “space” religion. However, once this
nebulous veil is lifted, a definite correlation emerges between the
UFO/Alien phenomenon and occultic/satanic activity.”
No, those aren’t the Ziggy Stardust linear notes, that’s the opening paragraph to “Demon’s in Aliens Clothing,”
an essay by Ron Patton that argues that the extraterritorial we’ve all
come to know and love are actually agents of Satan in the modern age.
We’re working on a bit of a word count here, but we’ll try to condense
it the best we can.
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| The Predator, seen here scoring one for the big D. |
Ron starts by tying together Egyptians, Babylonians, Aztecs, Incas and Mayans
on the basis of human sacrifice and the “abrupt” end of their
civilizations. Then he connects the gods these societies worshiped to
creatures in the Bible. The Phoenix, for example, is likened to a
cockatrice. Continuing to ride this Bible train,
he brings up Nephilim (giants in Genesis, the results of angels
crossbreeding with humans) bear a striking resemblance to aliens in
Nordic culture.
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| Above: a good idea at the time. |
To tie all of this what the hell
together, Ron brings up the alien abduction of Sky Ambrose. Ambrose told
her story on a 1994 radio program. She insisted that aliens had
abducted her and her friend, informed them that they (the aliens) we’re
the caretakers of humankind, the universe was rhythmically balanced, the
the Earth was God’s soul (this is likened to paganism), and the next race would be crossbreeds of humans and aliens – boom, Nephilims. Mind blown.
Ron ends his piece by stating clearly
his belief that aliens are literally demons, and that the concept of
universal enlightenment will only leads us back to the ways of the
ancient civilizations: human sacrifice and Devil worship.
If that was a bit too much for you, now would be a great time to grab a drink, because we’re just scratching the surface here.
2. The Aliens are Angels or God Theory
Coincidentally, there’s another side to
the “aliens are evil demons” coin that cites some of the same evidence.
For those wanting to look into the Nephilim/giants thing, the apocryphal
Book of Enoch expands on the story with greater detail: two-hundred
angels called Watchers defied God to breed with human women. But because
they hadn’t done enough to piss off the Almighty, they also shared
“forbidden wisdom” with humans, which included metalworking,
meteorology, sorcery and astrology. These watchers became fallen angels
when God ordered them to be locked in the ground. He then sent the Great
Flood to wipe out the Nephilim and humanity, because seriously, no
means no.
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| That'll learn 'em. |
Chuck Missler and Mark Eastman,
proponents of the ancient astronaut theory, have floated the idea that
the Watchers were actually extraterrestrials looking to give mankind a
helping hand (and apparently to get a little somethin’ somethin’ on the
side). Erich von Daniken, author Chariots of the Gods, takes
this a creepy step further, suggesting that the angels that visited Lots
family were a pair of aliens that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah with
atomic weapons.
In 1956 Morris Jessup suggested that there are Biblical accounts of UFOs in the Book of Ezekiel.
In the first chapter, Ezekiel encounters a cloud that emits fire and
lightning. The center of the fire appeared to be metal and housed four
winged creatures. Each was accompanied by four metalic objects described
as a wheel within a wheel that followed each creature’s movement.
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| Just on the off chance you needed some help visualizing that |
Finally, another widespread theory says
that Mary was artificially inseminated by aliens and that Christ himself
was an extraterrestrial.
These theories are most often associated with Erich von Daniken’s book Chariots of the Gods.
However, Jessup had made his claims years earlier and published several
books on the subject. Despite being considered the grandfather of the
ufologist movement by many, Jessup’s work has largely been passed over.
3. Aliens are Lizardmen
Reptilians. Reptilians everywhere.
A theory famously championed by writer and not at all crazy person David Icke
states that Reptilians, humanoid reptile aliens, live among us in
secret underground bases and have infiltrated every form of government,
controlling the fate of the mankind and the planet itself. They also
drink blood. Spooky!
Surprisingly, or perhaps not
surprisingly depending on how much faith you still have in humanity,
Icke’s theory has followers in over forty countries. Because of this
prevalence other folks have taken the ball and ran with it, creating
some very interesting (if not insane) theories about Reptilians. We’re
going to narrow our scope a bit for the purpose of this piece, but feel
free to Google ‘reptilians’ later and make a go of it yourself.
Anyway, this website
explains that Reptilians are proportional to humans. The giveaway is
the scale-like skin and the face’s apparent dragon-like features. You’re
probably wondering “when did these people last see a dragon?”
Unfortunately, we don’t have that answer off hand, but we’re pretty sure
there’s another web page for that somewhere on their servers.
Along with the physical description we’re also told that Reptilians
have an interest in Earth because it was once one of their ancient
outposts, and they seek to take it back because their own planet is no
longer capable of sustaining life. They’ve infiltrated the planet with
the purpose of enslaving us or killing us, apparently depending on the
mood of the writer.
Proponents claim that there are nearly
two-thousand Reptilians walking among us, which includes (but is
certainly not limited too) George W. Bush, Barack Obama, British royalty
and even Boxcar Willie. That’s right, people: they’ve
come for our country music hobos. Literally anyone in a position of
power (or with a recording contract, we guess) is a lizardman. One list
can be found here.
If this sounds slightly familiar to you then you’ve probably seen the television series V,
which sees disguised lizardmen take over the planet. However, the
origins of that idea being a reality are much older, dating back to a
1935 article from the Los Angeles Times describing the discovery of
underground cities belonging to subterranean lizard people.
Source : www.weirdworm.com
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