Sunday, April 17, 2011

Women’s Faces and Their Meanings

Guys, here is your chance to solve unsolvable enigma called women. I am already using this “user manual” for my wife. ;)

1. Contempt:
lifted brows, upper lip lifted.
How to cause this: it’s enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

2. Controlled anger:
tightly shut lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly.
How to cause this: find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

3. Fear:
eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised comers of the mouth are pointing downward.
How to cause this: pick up the phone and say: “Hey Wolfgang! I heard you and your brothers have no place to live? Well, come live with us!”
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

4. Sarcastic Smile:
mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting.
How to cause this: going out with your buddies, promise to be home at 9 pm.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

5. Obligatory Smile:
mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile.
How to cause this: invite your boss to visit your house.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

6. Derision:
lips shut, eyes squinting.
How to cause this: refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

7. Asking nicely:
lifted eyebrows, trembling chin.
How to cause this: promise something, then change your mind.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

8. Pleading:
wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet.
How to cause this: Again promise her something, (see previous), and then change your mind again.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

9. Baffled Anger:
one eye squinted, jaw put forward.
How to cause this: when you team wins, go to bed dressed in it’s colors.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

10. Confusion:
eyes open wide, mouth slightly open.
How to cause this: get a tattoo with a different girl’s name.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

11. Deep Hatred:
all face muscles are frozen as in a mask.
How to cause this: Say that her new dress is good, but your secretary’s dress is better.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

12. Humble Submission:
mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised.
How to cause this: as yet unknown.
Womens Faces and Their Meanings

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