* A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
* Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
* It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
* After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
* The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
* When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
* Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
* Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous. "
* Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a office party.
* To err is human, to forgive is not our office policy.
* Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
* If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
* People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
* If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
* At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
* Following the rules will not get the job done, but getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
* The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
From an email received August 2008
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