Original source : from an email received November 2008
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living
objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often
over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
~Blog Admin~
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