5 Unhealthy Foods You Lived Off In College

When it comes to fast, easy, and unhealthy food, you will generally find that college students have a wealth of knowledge/experience in said area. Most of the time they’re…

* Too strapped for time to make something healthy

* Too broke to buy real food

* Too lazy for anything involving more than a microwave

What you’re left with is a specific selection of foods that we’ve all probably had to live off of at least once.

Hot pockets

Pack meat and cheese inside a bread crust and heat it up for 2.5 minutes. You’ll be entertained with 300 ass filling calories of mouth watering awesomeness. Disclaimer: Wait at least a minute before biting into one of these after it’s been heated. The insides will inevitably erupt into the roof of your mouth (sort of like Peter North shooting his load all over Sandy Sweet, only instead of spunk, it would be boiling cheese).

Top Ramen

When cash is an issue, Top Ramen is the only way to go. You can make a meal for around $0.10 which is a fraction of what you’d pay for most other meals. The poorest of dirt poor college students can afford a semester’s worth of Ramen with ease.

Tina’s Burritos

Pictures can be deceiving. These things actually look like turds wrapped up in a soggy tortilla shell. Don’t let that stop you from buying an economy box of these little shit makers though. This is like a little slice of Taco Bell heaven in the comfort of your dorm room.

Totino’s Frozen Pizza

It’s not delivery and it’s not Digiorno either. Because that fancy rise crust shit is expensive, and you can buy these little bastards for less than a dollar in some places.

Spaghetti O’s

If we had to buy food based on looks, Spaghetti O’s would easily come in last place. Even when you make cute faces out of the noodles, you’re still left with what could be an abortion in a bowl. Nevertheless, the taste is amazing. If you find yourself in a situation where you actually have access to a stove and a pot, go the extra mile and heat it up that way. Your taste buds will thank you.

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