It happens to all of that sometimes, for
no apparent reason at all, we get so bored that it becomes a headache.
Remember those times when you are sitting idle in the living room and
you are not in the slightest of mood to watch the television, you do not
feel like reading a book, or going out with friends, or being a saint
and cleaning your room up, or at least a part of your messy wardrobes.
All of those when the brain keeps sending signals that “hey! man! you
are bored” Sparta! So what do you usually do? Most of us, including
myself I proudly admit, just doze off and wake up a good number of hours
later. But the other unlucky population out there who cannot fall
asleep at the mere mention of the word, need proper guidelines as to how
they should spend that time or should I say, guidelines to PROPERLY
waste the said time. Well do I have a list for all you folks out there.
Read on to find out some of the most exciting things you can do with all
of that boring time.
OK so the amusement potential that this
little thing might have rounds to about 20 minutes at max. But it surely
is a sure shot way to get a few laughs out of your otherwise boring
existence. If you do this with a friend it might seem more amusing. What
you need to do is to take a deep, very deep breath and make a noise.
Hold this for as long as you can. You can start scoring by how long the
original note is held and how funny the ending sound was. Seems pretty
ridiculous but come on guys, try it!
Another one that might amuse you for a
total of perhaps 10 minutes, more if you turn out to be very lucky. So
what you do is you start walking out in public. Try imagining that you
have super human skills and using those try to make other people obey
you. You can try out commands like “Drop your bag”, “slip”, “Fall” (you
are a very mean super human being). As per the law of averages, at least
one out of a few are bound to happen. It is really exciting to see
something actually happening as per you will but it requires patience.
Quite an interesting time waster I guarantee.
8. Pretend you’re a robot
This one has a pretty small amusement
range that of about 3 minutes or so but oh well! So here is the trick,
annoy the hell out of the people around you by pretending to be a robot.
You can even make it more annoying by adding those computerized sounds
to all of you amusement which of course you will be creating solely with
your mouth. This particular bit has been known to drive people over the
edge. Ah what fun!
7. Scratch yourself
Have you ever seen animals scratching
themselves and continuing to do so for an elongated period of time. Well
since you have nothing else to do, why not trying the same and judging
how it feels eh? Not bad amusement for say 3 minutes. Please beware that
we are NOT pushing you to peel your skin off. Just itsy bitsy
scratching.
6. Rate passers-by
Another one for which the amusement can
last as you sanity allows. You need to go out on the pavement again and
start rating passers-by on the way they look, their dressing sense,
their choice of shoes and of course, do it silently and not out loud
unless you dream of being beaten to death.
5. Pretend to be a car
The annoyance levels of this little
trick rates equal to those a human robot but since you can accidentally
fail your brakes and then banned into things and even people, this
becomes more of a nuisance as times passes. All the more fun I say! Try
it for yourself to find out how, you might end your boredom right there
and then.
4. Look at something for a while, shut eyes, study after image
This one requires patience and if you
are THAT free, well why not. Say that you are not in the mood to go out
and disturb the innocent public, what you can do is sit indoors and try
this. Look at an image of something constantly for more than 30 seconds
and then close your eyes and see what kind of after image your brain
creates. What a way to waste time!
3. Invent a weird twitch
With the amazingly long amusement range
of around 15 minutes this little things requires nothing but courage and
guts and that too in front of people. All you need to do is go out in
public and pretend that you have a twitch which ignites on it own with
no apparent trigger. Watching how people react and the expressions on
their faces are priceless.
2. Get yourself as nauseated as possible
For ten totally rocking moments, try
getting yourself as dizzy as possible. There are many different ways to
do this, you can sit on top of a revolving chair and go round and round
and round. Or you can pick a point on the floor, continue staring at it
while you revolve around it, that should do the trick. Then try sitting
down and count the stars. It is amazing fun. Do not over do it though
because you might actually throw up.
1. Call on the Help line of a famous company
Last but certainly not the very least,
if you are in the mood to blabber then you might as well just call on
the help line of a famous company. Most appropriately it should be a
telephone company. They are bound to listen to everything you have to
say and you can just continue complaining for as long as you want. All
the poor guys will get to say in between your bursts of anger and rude
vocabulary is “But sir!”, “Madam we”, “yes”, “right sir”, “true mam”.
That should keep you busy for a good amount of time. If at the end of it
you still have the energy left, why not call the company of the cell
phone that you have and start asking weird questions like “The light has
gone off on my cell phone, what do I do?”. Those poor beings also NEED
to answer everything you ask as the “CALL IS BEING RECORDED FOR QUALITY
ASSURANCE”. Sweet mother of corn syrup that will be fun!
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