Quotes From 11-Year Old Kids

The following are all quotes from 11-year olds' science exams:

* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

* "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

Cranberries Harvest

Cranberries harvesting process is very impressive. The beds are flooded with water which helps to remove the fruit from the vines and let berries float on the surface. Harvesters can either convey or pump them.

Recycled Wood Sports Car

Here is amazing sport car design by Jorge Marti Vidal which proposed for Toyota. This spectacular sport car is named The Mob.

A Policeman Testifies In Court

It is said that the following is a true story...

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

Q: "Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Cool Designer Gadgets

Are these gadgets familiar to you? Those gadgets are created for convenience and of course look cool when people using it. Let check out what the great designers invest their cool gadgets!

1 ) Pong Clock

Here’s how it works: the score shown on the left and right sides correspond to the time of day - a continuous random game of Pong is played by the clock every 24 hours.

B-2 : The Stealth Bomber

Northrop Grummans B-2 Spirit, more affectionately known as the Stealth Bomber, is one sexy, sneaky and sophisticated piece of technology. More an alien spaceship than US Aircraft, the Stealth Bombers iconic design is instantly recognizable unless of course its on a stealth mission. Below are ten things you might not have known about the worlds most expensive boomerang.

Cover Your Car Up In A Fashionable Way

Six global designers have come up with the idea to make fashionable car covers. The designers involved are Maison Martin Margiela, Bless, Richard James, Adam Kimmel, Visvim and Ksubi, and the covers are introduced in the Intersection Magazine. The car covers are mainly made out of materials as cotton and leather, but also waterproof gore-tex.

The Obedient Wife

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'


And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

The Mechanic And The Heart Surgeon

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage," Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

For everyone who works daily on a computer. The mistakes, daily mouse and keyboard usage will result in Carpal Tunnel Syndrome! Use the mouse and keyboard correctly.

Surgery of a patient suffering from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Ephemicropolis

An artist has created an entire replica city from tiny stacks of STAPLES.

Peter Root used 100,000 of the tiny metal pieces of stationary to painstakingly build the mini metropolis. The six-metre by three-metre work - called Ephemicropolis - took the part-time lecturer 40 HOURS to put together. And he said having a steady hand was needed to complete the mock city which is on display on the floor of the Northern Trust atrium in Guernsey.

Mr Root, from Guernsey, said: "As the stacks are free-standing and are tessellated very close together, the obvious challenge was not to knock them over. I think there is a beauty in making something that requires so much precision, care, time and effort, yet is destined to last for only a short period of time.

Americanization

Americanization? What's that? Well, its simply speaking up like Americans do... and they are different from the British. Let's take a look:

The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".

You don't "disconnect" a phone, you simply "hang-up".

You never "mess-up" things, you only "screw them up".

You never have a "residence" telephone number, you have a "home" number.

Cassette Tape Art

Since no one listen to music on cassette tapes anymore, then this is really a great way to use them. If you have any talents or ideas, you could make many different things with old cassette tapes. This cool art is one of them.

99.95% Wrong Answer Challenge

It is a 99.95% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage...

Once there was a loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place.


After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus"

Why do u think they said that?

Bizarre Custom

Women of the Apatani Tribe, in India’s Apatani plateau, are famous for the bizarre nose plugs they’ve been wearing since times long passed.

The Apatani, or Tani, are a tribal group of about 60,000 members, often praised for their extremely efficient agriculture, performed without animals or machinery. They have no written record of their history, and traditions are passed down orally, from generation to generation.

World's Hardest Tree To Climb

I remember reading an article on Environmental Graffiti, a few months ago, about the thorniest trees on Earth. The photos were really impressive, considering I had no idea such trees even existed, but I felt there wasn't really enough information about these amazing species of trees. Well, I took it upon myself to search around and came up with seven bad-ass trees you couldn't even hope to climb without some serious protective gear.

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/plants/news-trees-pain

What Happen To Dead Elephant In Zimbabwe?

Let's see what happens to a dead elephant when its body is found by people in Zimbabwe.

The Swimming Orangutan

King of the swimmers: How orangutan Suryia loves a summer dip with his trainer

By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 3:31 PM on 25th June 2010

When people talk about getting an all-over tan for summer, they're not usually talking about getting an all-over orangutan. But 30-year-old Moksha Bybee has the most unusual of swimming partners - a seven-year-old urangutan who clings to her as she dives beneath the surface.

The jungle-dwelling creatures are not known for their love of the water, but Suryia appears to have permanently swapped tree trunks for swimming trunks.

Last one in's a chimp: Suryia, a seven-year-old urangutan, has taken a shine to diving into a pool with bikini-clad trainer Moksha Bybee at at Myrtle Beach Safari in South Carolina

She Looked Different In Every Photo

Nienke klunder was born in California in 1975 and raised in the Netherlands. She holds dual US and Dutxh citizenship. She was a graduate of the Breda Fine Arts Academy and was known for her striking photographic portraits and thought-provoking series and sequences. Working mainly in this series and sequences, she often uses self-portraiture to explore themes of identity and transformation. Lets take a peep into one of her work.
Photographer Nienke Klunder created this series of very interesting and creative portraits of herself looking different in every picture.

 

Inventions That Will Eventually Doom Humanity

CFCs, leaded gasoline, alcohol, gunpowder and even tobacco are a few among the host of inventions that probably did (and in some cases are still ‘doing’) more harm than good but to err is human and it is only a matter of time before something new is invented that is the mother of all previous ‘bad’ inventions that plunges the world into cataclysmic times. Here are some inventions that might just do that.

No 5. Flame Drills

Jared Potter has recently developed a pair of flame drills that operate at temperatures of 3200 and 7200 degrees, respectively, which is hot enough to burn anything that comes its way. The ultra hot drills are capable of boring through the Earth’s crust without ever actually touching the rock itself which essentially eliminates the need for replacement drill bits, equipment maintenance and rock cooties.

Good enough an idea to revolutionize Geothermal Engineering but what this invention brings with it is a host of possible disaster like volcanic eruptions, searing magma, earthquakes and crustal instability. And since, there are a large number of variables involved when dealing with geotechnical and geothermal problems it might not be the safest idea to just drill through the earth right now.