Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so-called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
Friday, June 17, 2011
Doctor! Doctor!....
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company."
The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company."
The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
Cat Bath
Ever had the experience to take your cat for a bath? It's not that easy with all the struggling, growling, scratching... right? But have you ever thought what the cat had in mind? Here are a few thoughts on cat baths by the cat itself:
'I Thought You Said You Loved Me!?'
Thursday, June 16, 2011
The 5 DON'Ts When You're Sleeping
1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
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Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
Some of World's Strangest Airports
Engineers tasked with building an airport are faced with countless challenges: The ideal location needs ample space, endless flat ground, favorable winds and great visibility. But spots in the real world are rarely ideal, and engineers are forced to work with what they have, making sure that the end product is the safest possible structure for pilots. A survey of airports around the world turns up a mixed bag, ranging from dangerous and rugged landing strips to mega-size facilities that operate like small cities. Here, 7CL explores the world's most remarkable airports and why they stand out.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
6 Amazing Tips For Windows Media Player
Windows Media Player is perhaps one of the world’s most simplest and elegant media players. It’s an inescapable part of the Windows experience. No matter how many players are there which are more classy and more featured, yet there is nothing more simple that windows media player on the Internet, it’s hard to resist the urge to turn to the simple, no-fuss attraction of good old WMP.It works without much fuss and it plays your files without hassle.
Today we have rounded up 6 tips that will surely help you get more out of your windows media player.
Today we have rounded up 6 tips that will surely help you get more out of your windows media player.
3-Way Street
You may have heard of a 1-way or 2-way street; but a 3-way street? What the heck is that?
Fri Jun 10, 3:19 pm ET
’3 Way Street’: Artist video tracks scary traffic
By Claudine Zap
Warning: The video below may cause you never to want to leave your house again. A School of Visual Arts thesis project by artist Ron Gabriel, named "3-Way Street," tracks a camera at the Manhattan intersection of 28th Street and Park Avenue. The New York mayhem known as street traffic ensues.
Fri Jun 10, 3:19 pm ET
’3 Way Street’: Artist video tracks scary traffic
By Claudine Zap
Warning: The video below may cause you never to want to leave your house again. A School of Visual Arts thesis project by artist Ron Gabriel, named "3-Way Street," tracks a camera at the Manhattan intersection of 28th Street and Park Avenue. The New York mayhem known as street traffic ensues.
World's First "Bio Mouse"
There seems to be a craze to save the planet lately, and a lot of us tech junkies are feeling some backlash for using plastics that were made in a factory setting. Well now there is a light at the end of the tunnel with Fujitsu’s new M44, which they are touting as the world’s first eco-friendly mouse. The creation of this mouse takes less carbon dioxide than it’s regular plastic counterpart.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Watch Of Sun
The watch, which has green light projected in it doesn’t contain physical hand in it to mention the time. Wonder as to how to know the time? Well, the shadows are all in the dial to let you know the time. It is through the shadows that one can note the time. The outer shadow hand tells us the hour time whereas the inner shadow hand projects the minutes time. The invisible LED lights that are fixed in the dial create the shadows, and the watch in no way related to the Sun. The name Sun Watch acts as a symbolic significance and doesn’t actually depend on Sun rays for time.
How Movie DVDs Are Made
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Shooting Ring
Lampreys
Lampreys (sometimes also called lamprey eels) are a family of jawless fish, whose adults are characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth. Translated from an admixture of Latin and Greek, lamprey means stone lickers (lambere: to lick, and petra: stone). While lampreys are well-known for those species which bore into the flesh of other fish to suck their blood, most species of lamprey are non-parasitic and never feed on other fish. In zoology, lampreys are sometimes not considered to be true fish because of their distinctive morphology and physiology.
Top Dining Etiquette Errors
Do you break out into a sweat the minute you sit down to a formal dinner, faced with the challenge of picking up the proper utensil for the proper dish, knowing that if you don't you'll appear unsophisticated, unworldly or - worst of all - merely human?
You're not alone. The market is ripe with books and courses geared toward helping Americans dine with ease and grace. But while dining etiquette errors may cause only a chuckle here and there when you're among friends, these types of blunders could cost you your next business deal if they occur at a business lunch or dinner ... or even your inheritance if your wealthy aunt witnesses you using a soup spoon to mix honey into your tea!
You're not alone. The market is ripe with books and courses geared toward helping Americans dine with ease and grace. But while dining etiquette errors may cause only a chuckle here and there when you're among friends, these types of blunders could cost you your next business deal if they occur at a business lunch or dinner ... or even your inheritance if your wealthy aunt witnesses you using a soup spoon to mix honey into your tea!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Some Useless Gadgets
Being a useless gadget is certainly a very subjective thing, however here are a couple of inventions, which apart from being great might also be considered useless. But, hey, isn’t it the best to stuff up your place with small cool things?
1) Fly Swatter 1: 1000
by Belenko – Now fly has a chance!
1) Fly Swatter 1: 1000
by Belenko – Now fly has a chance!
Ladies: Enjoy the Runway Light Shoes
St. Augustine’s presented their latest footwear collection which is the new runway of couture. Its main theme is the RUNWAY LIGHT which is fashion’s hottest statement of attitude. Its look in the night life is wonderful. Entourage Red exists to restore the balance of beauty, torch hidden runways and cast light on worthy taste makers.
Beat iPod Watch Music Player
There is always a gap in market for devices which could be used for multipurpose. Beat is such a product which shaped in the form of a watch but could be used as a music player as well also. It tracks the performance while running and shaped like a ring or watch that allows you to easily control your music during your workout. One of the most extra feature that it has is its touch screen option through which user can control it with more flexibility.
Designer: Adrien Guenette
Designer: Adrien Guenette
He Designs His Own Car
Dissatisfied, He Hired A Gang To Smash Up His Lamborghini
The car owner, Han Nan, is VP of a wholesale lighting supplier. The sports car was bought from Japan in September 2010 with company funds. It was a used car. With tariff, it cost a total of three million yuan (US$450,000). On November 29, 2010, it experienced ignition problem and couldn’t start.
Monday, June 6, 2011
The Law Of The Garbage Truck
One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off for the airport . We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, he was really friendly.
So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"
So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"
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